Have you ever believed in Santa? You're an apostate.
Have you ever served in the military, and then gotten out? You're an apostate.
Oh! And if you've ever belonged to any religion, and then decided to convert to a different one (yes, even Jehovah's Witnesses, MOM)--you're an apostate too. Glad I could help.
I'm a Human Apostate... I use this incredible, powerful, and amazing instrument every day--it's called my MIND.